Top reasons I know I have been waiting too long for my child from China
1. Those Baby Einstein DVD's I bought may be as obsolete as the 8-track by the time we bring her home
2. I am going to have to see if any international flights offer senior citizen discounts for us
3. The baby name I choose, because it was unique and #843 on the popularity list, will be in the top 5 names soon.
4. I am afraid to paint the baby room in case the paint completely fades.
5. I am going to have to buy an additional carry on suitcase for our hemorrhoid and memory boosting medications.
Anyone think of some more?
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